Admitted a 93 y/o male with hip fracture, been sitting on the BSC for the last hour trying so hard to have a BM, when asked when was the last time he had a  BM, he replied I always have bm 3x a day, and I havent had one since yesterday morning. After that I don't know if I want to live this old..
Enters the wife with early stage of alzheimers...she looks really upset, "we've been waiting for 2 HOURS!!" yelling at the poor guy... :(